Building a slow PHP app

Adrian Slade

Wednesday 11 October 2017 from 19:15 to 19:30

Talk in English - UK at PHPSW: Lightning Talks, October 2017
Short URL: https://joind.in/talk/fb010 (QR-Code (opens in new window))

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Building a slow PHP app

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Paul Marks at 20:03 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Very entertaining, some great tips on writing slow php apps.

Dave Bould at 20:04 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Funny talk. Would listen again.

Drew McLellan at 20:04 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Good tips!

Craig Potter at 20:05 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Great talk. Funny but had a point to it. Even if you reverse the what to do to get slow!

Mike Oram at 20:46 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Great concept to flip it on its head. Well delivered and great to include a hashtag

Ismael Velasco at 20:46 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Accessible, funny and useful

JoindIn Doesn't Let You Change Your Username at 20:48 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Not enough sarcasm. Moar graphs.

Peter Fisher at 21:02 on 11 Oct 2017 (via joind.in Android app)

very funny talk some good points about performance

Jonathan Parker at 22:51 on 11 Oct 2017 (via Web2 LIVE)

Great talk - now I can stop messing with the profiler and all that refactoring to take select out of loops.

Adam Evans at 08:39 on 12 Oct 2017 (via Joind.in iPhone app)

Hahaha hilarious!! Really entertaining and great points to!!