Event sourcing is easy!" they said. "Just record all of your user events" they said. "They're always useful." they said. So you did. You kept all the events. All of them. And now that you have them, there's just one question on your mind: How the heck do I manage all of it?!

Fear not. This month, two speakers we have. Powerful event wizards they are. Speak about the Dark Side of Event Sourcing they will. Remember: Collection leads to storage. Storage leads to maintenance. Maintenance leads to legacy. Legacy...leads to suffering.

*ahem* With food, drinks and space from the excellent folks at Infi, it's going to be one heck of an evening!