Do you have something to confess? Or are you still in denial — knowing that you're doing something wrong, but you cannot say for sure what it is? In this talk, we'll go through our deployment sins and how to avoid them:

* Gluttony: Adding all the dependencies — both in size and number.
* Greed: Yes, I want to use the biggest and slowest application server possible.
* Sloth: Continuous Deployment or Delivery — who would need that?!
* Lust: Of course I'm using containers, microservices, and every latest trend for every project!
* Pride: Once something is in production it's purely an ops problem.
* Envy: Why should I rely on an external library, when I can lovingly handcraft it all myself?
* Wrath: Logging and monitoring are for the faint of heart!


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Was good

Chris Chambers at 16:43 on 8 Jun 2018

I really enjoyed this talk. Not 100% sure what i learnt from it but it was certainly good fun.

Jochem Fuchs at 20:28 on 8 Jun 2018

Good talk. Too fast at the start but luckily slowed down towards the end. Useful points.

Stefan at 00:44 on 9 Jun 2018

Fun talk covering quite some topics

Fun, ver entertaining, but what did I learn?

A R S at 23:18 on 9 Jun 2018

Entertaining talk with a lot of sensible "don'ts". Some more focus on the 'do this in stead' could have been helpful.

Awesome talk! Keep doing it!

f4br1cat0r at 18:25 on 10 Jun 2018

Lots of stuff *not* to do in our company. This will be very useful for the future...