Talk in English - US at Dutch PHP Conference 2018
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Do you have something to confess? Or are you still in denial — knowing that you're doing something wrong, but you cannot say for sure what it is? In this talk, we'll go through our deployment sins and how to avoid them:
* Gluttony: Adding all the dependencies — both in size and number.
* Greed: Yes, I want to use the biggest and slowest application server possible.
* Sloth: Continuous Deployment or Delivery — who would need that?!
* Lust: Of course I'm using containers, microservices, and every latest trend for every project!
* Pride: Once something is in production it's purely an ops problem.
* Envy: Why should I rely on an external library, when I can lovingly handcraft it all myself?
* Wrath: Logging and monitoring are for the faint of heart!
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Was good
I really enjoyed this talk. Not 100% sure what i learnt from it but it was certainly good fun.
Good talk. Too fast at the start but luckily slowed down towards the end. Useful points.
Fun talk covering quite some topics
Fun, ver entertaining, but what did I learn?
Entertaining talk with a lot of sensible "don'ts". Some more focus on the 'do this in stead' could have been helpful.
Awesome talk! Keep doing it!
Lots of stuff *not* to do in our company. This will be very useful for the future...