Longhorn PHP 2025
23 - 25 Oct 2025 at Holiday Inn Austin Midtown

The return of #PHPKaraoke!!

Great talk from someone *very* plugged into PHP attributes. Deeply technical (rough at the end of a long day of sessions), and the talk does a great job of outlining how attributes can be used (or abused) and their limitations.

Thank you for the talk. I use `explain` a lot, but I didn't know there was `explain analyze`. This would be a wonderful set of information for any developer, especially when I work with people who get all the data from the database and THEN filter out the data.

Good times, good people, and a good opportunity to troll Omni 😜

Thank you for the talk. It was fun to think about how these different rules and laws affect us.

I really enjoyed this talk: not only was it Florian's origin story, but a great reminder of how everything new is built atop what came before it. Our shared, generational trauma...err, experiences help shape who we are and what we think is possible, but it's also our responsibility to help guide those who come after us.

I love tacos 🌮

A lot of helpful information regarding Cloudflare Zero Trust.

The presentation was very informative with good practical examples to review and compare the good and bad design. I really enjoyed it, and learned a lot during this session, reg. what to pay attention to and what tools could be used. Thank you!

There was a lot of useful information here, and clearly a lot of time gone into producing all the screenshots & guides. I'd have really liked to see some of this live because so much about the vibe coding viewpoint seems to relate to how well it produces things and not seeing so much where it goes wrong means it's hard to see the overall workload.

I also think seeing Ollama directly and comparing with Claude would have been cool because not depending on big tech and expensive models seems like a good mindset for the future.

Thanks for the t-shirt!