PHP South Coast 2017
9 - 10 Jun 2017 at Action Stations

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This talk could have covered a whole day and not covered all of my favourite features.
I will definitely be geeking out on some more shortcuts in the coming weeks.
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Well presented, hilarious overview of what to expect when working with date/time functions

A difficult topic to cover all aspects of, and even more difficult to demo effectively - but you did a great job!
Also ? the "I Break Stuff" stickers ?

Nice to see the newest features of this essential popular tool directly from the author himself.
Will be looking to use these features in the near future, just not all the time ?
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I actually learnt quite a bit about knitting!
Nice to see how the Knitting and the PHP communities have lessons to learn from each other.
Also, good job on handling the dodgy projector contrast!
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Nice approach to showing the importance of version and update management, and how to fix composer lockfile update conflicts. Good job!
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Great overview of the optimisations that PHP does (or attempts to do) behind the scenes, and what kinds of avenues the devs behind the PHP language are exploring to improve the performance of PHP even further.
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Nice overview of functional, good examples and thought provoking approach to PHP dev.
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Thought provoking, and setting the scene for the conference - puts into perspective what potential our contributions have on the future. ????