Christopher Pitt
Twitter: @assertchris
Bio: I am a developer and writer, working at indiefin.com. I usually work on application architecture, though sometimes I build compilers or robots.
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Uncon QA at speed vs reality
at Dutch PHP Conference 2018 on 9 Jun 2018Making Async Applications
at PHPBenelux Conference 2018 on 27 Jan 2018
Closing Keynote
at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
Big Iron: PHP Lessons from Cold War Supercomputing
at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
HTTP/2 and Asynchronous APIs
at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
The New Revolution
at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
The Middleware Express
at ZendCon 2017 on 25 Oct 2017
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Regular Expressions
at ZendCon 2017 on 24 Oct 2017
The Possibility of PHP – The Weird and Wonderful Stories of the Web and Where We’re Headed
at ZendCon 2017 on 24 Oct 2017
Dip Your Toes in the Sea of Security
at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
(Cancelled )Your API Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad
at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Taking back ownership of the word 'freelance developer'
at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Gamify Your Growth as a Developer?
at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Nom Nom: Consuming REST APIs
at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Advanced Composer - A Lot More Than Just ‘Install’ and ‘Update’
at PHP South Africa on 27 Sep 2017
Let's Build a Chatbot!
at PHP South Africa on 27 Sep 2017
Uncon: Docker from Scratch: How does this even work?
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Graphs are Everywhere
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Zero Knowledge; Meeting the Growing Demand for Security and Privacy in a National Security World
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Pushing the limits of PHP with React PHP - why React PHP is awesome and why you should care
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Long running PHP Processes
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Ethical Engineering
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Climbing the Abstract Syntax Tree
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Keynote: Beyond Code
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Voodoo PHP
at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Uncle Cal's Career Advice
at php[tek] 2016 on 29 May 2016
JavaScript is Awe-ful
at php[tek] 2016 on 29 May 2016
The New Revolution
at php[tek] 2016 on 29 May 2016
HTTP, PSR-7 and Middleware
at Day Camp 4 Developers: Modern PHP on 22 Apr 2016
What To Expect From PHP7
at Day Camp 4 Developers: Modern PHP on 22 Apr 2016
Groupies, Roadies, Rockstars
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
From Idea to Prototype in 50 Minutes with Laravel
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Exploiting the Brain for Fun & Profit
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Extreme Team Building: Surviving an Ocean Crossing
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Together We Do More
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Step Into Debugging
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
TBA
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Navigating Your Git Repository
at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Solving the N+1 Problem; or, A Stitch In Time Saves Nine
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Queued Jobs: Simplified
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Sharing Laravel
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Test-Driven Laravel
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Going Pro - The Joint
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Building Custom Applications using Joomla! & Fabrik
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015Asynchronous PHP
at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015Asynchronous PHP
at ZendCon 2015 on 21 Oct 2015
Behind the Scenes of Maintaining an Open Source Project
at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 2 Jul 2015
Ada Lovelace; The First Programmer
at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 27 Jun 2015
Datastructures in PHP: Beyond SPL - Tries and QuadTrees
at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 27 Jun 2015
Hexagonal architecture - message-oriented software design
at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 27 Jun 2015
E-Commerce IoT(Internet of Things) integration with PHP platforms
at PHP Australia - Sydney on 12 Mar 2015
Keynote
at PHP Australia - Sydney on 11 Mar 2015
Database Schema Migrations with Doctrine
at Nomad PHP US - January 2015 on 23 Jan 2015
Use Varnish to Avoid API Rate Limits
at Nomad PHP US - December 2014 on 19 Dec 2014
KEYNOTE: Getting artistic with code
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 30 Jun 2014
Nginx: The need for speed
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 28 Jun 2014
Practical Event Sourcing
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 28 Jun 2014
Abstract Machines
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Refactoring with Design Patterns
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Recursive Descent Parsing
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
KEYNOTE: A startup story: Sending a billion text messages
at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Scaling PHP in the Real World
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Realtime apps - lessons learned while working towards deploy
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Building & Deploying PHP Apps with Phing
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Perfect your workflow with Vagrant
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Beyond PHP:It is not (just) about the code
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
API Pain Points
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
PHP-FIG: History and Future
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
High-Speed Modern Web Apps with PHP & AMF
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Releasing your open source project
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Writing Testable Applications
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Puppet, phing, composer... done...
at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Solving the N+1 Problem; or A Stitch in Time Saves Nine
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
10 Signs your project is going to fail
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Real-Time Data Aggregation with MongoDB
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Spotting the weak points in your PHP projects. Are your dependencies the chink in your armor?
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
MongoDB: Dealing with the Unexpected
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Dependency Injection in Legacy Projects
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Securing your Web Apps Now
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
My Sql De-Normalisation
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
The Debugging Checklist
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Should I use a CMS or a Framework
at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013