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Christopher Pitt

Twitter: @assertchris

Bio: I am a developer and writer, working at indiefin.com. I usually work on application architecture, though sometimes I build compilers or robots.

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Rated 3

Tuning PHPStan to Maximum Strictness

at PHPCon Poland 2024 on 26 Oct 2024
Rated 4

Uncon QA at speed vs reality

at Dutch PHP Conference 2018 on 9 Jun 2018

Making Async Applications

at PHPBenelux Conference 2018 on 27 Jan 2018
Rated 3

Closing Keynote

at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
Rated 4

Big Iron: PHP Lessons from Cold War Supercomputing

at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
Rated 4

HTTP/2 and Asynchronous APIs

at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
Rated 5

The New Revolution

at ZendCon 2017 on 27 Oct 2017
Rated 4

The Middleware Express

at ZendCon 2017 on 25 Oct 2017
Rated 4

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Regular Expressions

at ZendCon 2017 on 24 Oct 2017
Rated 3

The Possibility of PHP – The Weird and Wonderful Stories of the Web and Where We’re Headed

at ZendCon 2017 on 24 Oct 2017
Rated 4

Dip Your Toes in the Sea of Security

at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Rated 3

(Cancelled )Your API Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad

at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Rated 4

Taking back ownership of the word 'freelance developer'

at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Rated 4

Gamify Your Growth as a Developer?

at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Rated 4

Nom Nom: Consuming REST APIs

at PHP South Africa on 29 Sep 2017
Rated 3

Advanced Composer - A Lot More Than Just ‘Install’ and ‘Update’

at PHP South Africa on 27 Sep 2017
Rated 4

Let's Build a Chatbot!

at PHP South Africa on 27 Sep 2017
Rated 4

Uncon: Docker from Scratch: How does this even work?

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 2

Graphs are Everywhere

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 3

Zero Knowledge; Meeting the Growing Demand for Security and Privacy in a National Security World

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 3

Pushing the limits of PHP with React PHP - why React PHP is awesome and why you should care

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 2

Long running PHP Processes

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 3

Ethical Engineering

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 3

Climbing the Abstract Syntax Tree

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 2

Keynote: Beyond Code

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 4

Voodoo PHP

at Dutch PHP Conference 2017 on 3 Jul 2017
Rated 4

Uncle Cal's Career Advice

at php[tek] 2016 on 29 May 2016
Rated 5

JavaScript is Awe-ful

at php[tek] 2016 on 29 May 2016
Rated 5

The New Revolution

at php[tek] 2016 on 29 May 2016
Rated 4

HTTP, PSR-7 and Middleware

at Day Camp 4 Developers: Modern PHP on 22 Apr 2016
Rated 4

What To Expect From PHP7

at Day Camp 4 Developers: Modern PHP on 22 Apr 2016
Rated 4

Groupies, Roadies, Rockstars

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 4

From Idea to Prototype in 50 Minutes with Laravel

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 4

Exploiting the Brain for Fun & Profit

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 5

Extreme Team Building: Surviving an Ocean Crossing

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 3

Together We Do More

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 4

Step Into Debugging

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 4

TBA

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 3

Navigating Your Git Repository

at SunshinePHP 2016 on 19 Feb 2016
Rated 4

Solving the N+1 Problem; or, A Stitch In Time Saves Nine

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Rated 4

Queued Jobs: Simplified

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Rated 4

Sharing Laravel

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Rated 4

Test-Driven Laravel

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Rated 4

Going Pro - The Joint

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015
Rated 3

Building Custom Applications using Joomla! & Fabrik

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015

Asynchronous PHP

at ZendCon 2015 on 22 Oct 2015

Asynchronous PHP

at ZendCon 2015 on 21 Oct 2015
Rated 4

Behind the Scenes of Maintaining an Open Source Project

at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 2 Jul 2015
Rated 4

Ada Lovelace; The First Programmer

at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 27 Jun 2015
Rated 2

Datastructures in PHP: Beyond SPL - Tries and QuadTrees

at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 27 Jun 2015
Rated 4

Hexagonal architecture - message-oriented software design

at Dutch PHP Conference 2015 on 27 Jun 2015
Rated 4

E-Commerce IoT(Internet of Things) integration with PHP platforms

at PHP Australia - Sydney on 12 Mar 2015
Rated 4

Keynote

at PHP Australia - Sydney on 11 Mar 2015
Rated 4

Database Schema Migrations with Doctrine

at Nomad PHP US - January 2015 on 23 Jan 2015
Rated 4

Use Varnish to Avoid API Rate Limits

at Nomad PHP US - December 2014 on 19 Dec 2014
Rated 5

KEYNOTE: Getting artistic with code

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 30 Jun 2014
Rated 4

Nginx: The need for speed

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 28 Jun 2014
Rated 5

Practical Event Sourcing

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 28 Jun 2014
Rated 5

Abstract Machines

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Rated 3

Refactoring with Design Patterns

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Rated 4

Recursive Descent Parsing

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Rated 5

KEYNOTE: A startup story: Sending a billion text messages

at Dutch PHP Conference 2014 on 27 Jun 2014
Rated 5

Scaling PHP in the Real World

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

Realtime apps - lessons learned while working towards deploy

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

Building & Deploying PHP Apps with Phing

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

Perfect your workflow with Vagrant

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

Beyond PHP:It is not (just) about the code

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 5

API Pain Points

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

PHP-FIG: History and Future

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 5

High-Speed Modern Web Apps with PHP & AMF

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 5

Releasing your open source project

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

Writing Testable Applications

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 4

Puppet, phing, composer... done...

at PHP South Africa - Johannesburg on 9 Apr 2014
Rated 5

Solving the N+1 Problem; or A Stitch in Time Saves Nine

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 3

10 Signs your project is going to fail

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 4

Real-Time Data Aggregation with MongoDB

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 4

Spotting the weak points in your PHP projects. Are your dependencies the chink in your armor?

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 4

MongoDB: Dealing with the Unexpected

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 4

Dependency Injection in Legacy Projects

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 4

Securing your Web Apps Now

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 3

My Sql De-Normalisation

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 4

The Debugging Checklist

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 3

Should I use a CMS or a Framework

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013
Rated 5

It was like that when I got here: Steps towrds Modernizing A Legacy of Codebase

at PHP South Africa - Cape Town on 7 Oct 2013

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