Patrick Schwisow
Twitter: @PSchwisow
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Uncle Cal's Career Advice for Developers
at Cascadia PHP on 16 Sep 2018
Code Review: For Me & You
at Cascadia PHP on 16 Sep 2018
Going from Developer to Stakeholder
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Ally Oops
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Machine Learning and Trend Analysis in PHP
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Release Your Refactoring Superpower
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
PHP: People Helping People
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Code is Not Neutral: Ethics for Developers
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Twilio Sponsored After Party
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Simplified Continuous Integration with Jenkins
at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Maintaining Homestead
at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Afternoon Break
at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Lost in the Lobby
at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
(Ab)using process control for powerful CLI applications
at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
The Science of Learning
at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Thank You PHP Community, I Owe You so Much
at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Will You Help Me End Pixelated Images on the Internet?
at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Empathy As A Service: Supporting Mental Health in the Tech Workplace
at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
What Makes a Great Developer?
at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Engineering a Successful Career Through Failure!
at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Groupies, Roadies, Rockstars
at ZendCon 2016 on 24 Oct 2016
Building powerful and scalable micro applications with Zend Expressive
at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
The programmer's dilemma
at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Background processing, do's and don'ts
at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Exploiting the brain for fun and profit
at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Keynote
at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Taming the resource tiger
at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Websockets and event-driven programming with ReactPHP
at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Keynote
at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Composer for corporate use
at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Build your framework like Constructicons
at ZendCon 2016 on 19 Oct 2016
Keynote
at ZendCon 2016 on 19 Oct 2016
keynote
at ZendCon 2016 on 19 Oct 2016
Extreme Team Building: Surviving an Ocean Crossing
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
How PHP Got Its Semicolons
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Nom Nom: Consuming REST APIs
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Oh Crap, My Code is Slow
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Baby Steps -> Giant Leaps. (Xdebug for Beginners)
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Stepping Outside your Comfort Zone: Learning to Teach
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Web Components: Lego Bricks of the Web
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Create Your Own Local Development Environments With Vagrant
at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 30 Sep 2016
Same Thing Happens Every Time: Management, Movies, and Mythology
at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!: An Intro to Automation
at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
DevOps For Small Teams
at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
REST for an Hour
at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Finding Your Place
at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Behind the Scenes of Maintaining an Open Source Project
at php[tek] 2015 on 28 May 2015
HTTP is Dead. Long Live HTTP/2!
at php[tek] 2015 on 22 May 2015
Behat+Mink+PhantomJS = Test ALL THE THINGS!
at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Doctrine ORM: What's This, Then?
at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
PHP 7 is (Almost) Here. OMG! PANIC!
at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned in Rabbinical School
at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Composer Best Practices
at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
TDD: Team-Driven Development
at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
Mocking Dependencies in Unit Tests with Phake
at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
The PHP 7 Story
at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
Give it Back - Getting Involved in Open Source
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Breaking the Stereotype
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Navigating Your Git Repository
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Licensing and You
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Speak HTTP and Consume APIs With Guzzle
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015Container Coding
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
The Only Girl in the Room
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
PHP Extensions
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
Accessibility: The Forgotten Piece you need to know to become a complete Developer
at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
Socket Programming with PHP
at php[tek] 2014 on 23 May 2014
Two Factor Authentication and You
at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Working with difficult people
at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Schemas for the Real World
at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Static Sites with Sculpin
at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
You Can UX Too: Avoiding the Programmer's Interface
at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Becoming a GoPHPer
at php[tek] 2014 on 21 May 2014
Accelerating Web Applications with Varnish
at php[tek] 2014 on 21 May 2014
You're the Tech Lead! Now what?
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
Web Security and You
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
It Was Like That When I Got Here: Steps Toward Modernizing a Legacy Codebase
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
7 Things I Wish Somebody Told Me
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
Much more Eggs than Bacon: A Development Environment Cookbook
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Mocking Dependencies with PHPUnit
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Git and Github: Working Effectively on a Team
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Vagrant for Virtualized Development
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
A startup story: Sending a billion text messages
at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Serial Legacy Killer - My approach going from legacy to modern code
at Madison PHP Conference on 16 Nov 2013
Writing Silex Service Providers and Controller Providers
at Madison PHP Conference on 16 Nov 2013
Aphorisms of API Design
at Madison PHP Conference on 16 Nov 2013
<?php echo 'Hello Worl…Ooo, shiny!: How to deal with distractions
at php[tek] 2013 on 17 May 2013
Embedded PHP with RasPi
at php[tek] 2013 on 17 May 2013
Beyond the Basics: Security with PHP
at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Five Tools for Better PHP Development
at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Open Sourcing Mental Illness
at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
WordPress is Everywhere: Extreme Portability as a Double-Edged Sword
at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Mentoring Developers
at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Service Oriented Architecture Panel Discussion
at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Beyond the Bikeshed
at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Practicing Failure
at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Git Makes Me Angry Inside
at php[tek] 2013 on 14 May 2013
Overview of Symfony2 for Beginners
at php[tek] 2013 on 14 May 2013
I've Been Hacked, Now What?
at Lake / Kenosha PHP April 2013 on 17 Apr 2013
Being an Agent of Change
at Lake / Kenosha PHP March 2013 on 20 Mar 2013
Object Oriented Javascript - Techniques for Managing Your Unwieldy Javascript
at php|tek '12 on 25 May 2012
Alice & Bob: Public Key Cryptography 101
at php|tek '12 on 25 May 2012
Community Works!
at php|tek '12 on 25 May 2012
Building a Firehose
at php|tek '12 on 24 May 2012
/dev/hell live podcast
at php|tek 2012 UnCons on 24 May 2012
PHP://Memory and Streams for Scaling
at php|tek '12 on 24 May 2012
How to Let Go of Your Ego and Help Your Customers Succeed (Don't be a jerk)
at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
It's More Than Just Style
at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
CI:IRL
at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Graphing Real-Time Performance with Graphite
at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
The MicroPHP Manifesto
at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
!Normal===Awesome!
at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Workshop QA on Zend Framework Applications
at php|tek '12 on 22 May 2012
Developer Testing 201: When to Mock and When to Integrate
at php|tek '12 on 22 May 2012
Foundations
at Lake/Kenosha County March 2012 PHP Meetup on 16 Mar 2012
Teach A Man To Fish: Coaching Development Teams
at php|tek 11 on 27 May 2011
Xdebug
at php|tek 11 on 27 May 2011
In the Shadow of the Ninja: Biding Your Time While You Plot Your Coup
at php|tek 11 on 27 May 2011
Write A Better FM
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Think Like an Ant, Distribute the Workload.
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Designing Beautiful Software
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Node.js for PHP Developers
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Of (PHP) Sessions, Cookies, and Authentication
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Frontend Caching — The New Frontier
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
ZeroMQ Is The Answer
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Open Source Communities and Chocolate Chip Cookies
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Introducing Zend Framework 2.0
at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Doctrine Optimization
at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Securing Your API
at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Why be Normal – Introduction to Normalization
at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Profiling PHP Applications
at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Optimizing a Zend Framework application
at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011