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Rated 5

Uncle Cal's Career Advice for Developers

at Cascadia PHP on 16 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Code Review: For Me & You

at Cascadia PHP on 16 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Going from Developer to Stakeholder

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Ally Oops

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Machine Learning and Trend Analysis in PHP

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Release Your Refactoring Superpower

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

PHP: People Helping People

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Code is Not Neutral: Ethics for Developers

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Twilio Sponsored After Party

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Simplified Continuous Integration with Jenkins

at Cascadia PHP on 15 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Maintaining Homestead

at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Afternoon Break

at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Lost in the Lobby

at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Rated 5

(Ab)using process control for powerful CLI applications

at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Rated 5

The Science of Learning

at Cascadia PHP on 14 Sep 2018
Rated 5

Thank You PHP Community, I Owe You so Much

at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Rated 5

Will You Help Me End Pixelated Images on the Internet?

at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Rated 5

Empathy As A Service: Supporting Mental Health in the Tech Workplace

at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Rated 5

What Makes a Great Developer?

at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Rated 5

Engineering a Successful Career Through Failure!

at Madison PHP Conference 2017 on 23 Sep 2017
Rated 5

Groupies, Roadies, Rockstars

at ZendCon 2016 on 24 Oct 2016
Rated 4

Building powerful and scalable micro applications with Zend Expressive

at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Rated 5

The programmer's dilemma

at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Background processing, do's and don'ts

at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Exploiting the brain for fun and profit

at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Rated 4

Keynote

at ZendCon 2016 on 21 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Taming the resource tiger

at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Rated 3

Websockets and event-driven programming with ReactPHP

at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Keynote

at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Rated 4

Composer for corporate use

at ZendCon 2016 on 20 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Build your framework like Constructicons

at ZendCon 2016 on 19 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Keynote

at ZendCon 2016 on 19 Oct 2016
Rated 3

keynote

at ZendCon 2016 on 19 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Extreme Team Building: Surviving an Ocean Crossing

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 5

How PHP Got Its Semicolons

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 4

Nom Nom: Consuming REST APIs

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Oh Crap, My Code is Slow

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Baby Steps -> Giant Leaps. (Xdebug for Beginners)

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Stepping Outside your Comfort Zone: Learning to Teach

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Web Components: Lego Bricks of the Web

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 1 Oct 2016
Rated 5

Create Your Own Local Development Environments With Vagrant

at Madison PHP Conference 2016 on 30 Sep 2016
Rated 5

Same Thing Happens Every Time: Management, Movies, and Mythology

at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Rated 5

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!: An Intro to Automation

at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Rated 5

DevOps For Small Teams

at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Rated 5

REST for an Hour

at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Rated 5

Finding Your Place

at Madison PHP Conference 2015 on 14 Nov 2015
Rated 5

Behind the Scenes of Maintaining an Open Source Project

at php[tek] 2015 on 28 May 2015
Rated 5

HTTP is Dead. Long Live HTTP/2!

at php[tek] 2015 on 22 May 2015
Rated 5

Behat+Mink+PhantomJS = Test ALL THE THINGS!

at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Rated 4

Doctrine ORM: What's This, Then?

at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Rated 5

PHP 7 is (Almost) Here. OMG! PANIC!

at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Rated 5

Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned in Rabbinical School

at php[tek] 2015 on 21 May 2015
Rated 4

Composer Best Practices

at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
Rated 5

TDD: Team-Driven Development

at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
Rated 5

Mocking Dependencies in Unit Tests with Phake

at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
Rated 5

The PHP 7 Story

at php[tek] 2015 on 20 May 2015
Rated 5

Give it Back - Getting Involved in Open Source

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Rated 5

Breaking the Stereotype

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Rated 5

Navigating Your Git Repository

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Rated 5

Licensing and You

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015
Rated 5

Speak HTTP and Consume APIs With Guzzle

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 15 Mar 2015

Container Coding

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
Rated 5

The Only Girl in the Room

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
Rated 5

PHP Extensions

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
Rated 5

Accessibility: The Forgotten Piece you need to know to become a complete Developer

at Midwest PHP 2015 on 14 Mar 2015
Rated 5

Socket Programming with PHP

at php[tek] 2014 on 23 May 2014
Rated 5

Two Factor Authentication and You

at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Rated 5

Working with difficult people

at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Rated 5

Schemas for the Real World

at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Rated 5

Static Sites with Sculpin

at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Rated 5

You Can UX Too: Avoiding the Programmer's Interface

at php[tek] 2014 on 22 May 2014
Rated 5

Becoming a GoPHPer

at php[tek] 2014 on 21 May 2014
Rated 5

Accelerating Web Applications with Varnish

at php[tek] 2014 on 21 May 2014
Rated 5

You're the Tech Lead! Now what?

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
Rated 4

Web Security and You

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
Rated 5

It Was Like That When I Got Here: Steps Toward Modernizing a Legacy Codebase

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
Rated 5

7 Things I Wish Somebody Told Me

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 16 Mar 2014
Rated 5

Much more Eggs than Bacon: A Development Environment Cookbook

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Rated 5

Mocking Dependencies with PHPUnit

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Rated 4

Git and Github: Working Effectively on a Team

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Rated 5

Vagrant for Virtualized Development

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Rated 5

A startup story: Sending a billion text messages

at MidwestPHP 2014 on 15 Mar 2014
Rated 5

Serial Legacy Killer - My approach going from legacy to modern code

at Madison PHP Conference on 16 Nov 2013
Rated 4

Writing Silex Service Providers and Controller Providers

at Madison PHP Conference on 16 Nov 2013
Rated 5

Aphorisms of API Design

at Madison PHP Conference on 16 Nov 2013
Rated 5

<?php echo 'Hello Worl…Ooo, shiny!: How to deal with distractions

at php[tek] 2013 on 17 May 2013
Rated 4

Embedded PHP with RasPi

at php[tek] 2013 on 17 May 2013
Rated 4

Beyond the Basics: Security with PHP

at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Rated 5

Five Tools for Better PHP Development

at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Rated 5

Open Sourcing Mental Illness

at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Rated 5

WordPress is Everywhere: Extreme Portability as a Double-Edged Sword

at php[tek] 2013 on 16 May 2013
Rated 5

Mentoring Developers

at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Rated 4

Service Oriented Architecture Panel Discussion

at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Rated 5

Beyond the Bikeshed

at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Rated 5

Practicing Failure

at php[tek] 2013 on 15 May 2013
Rated 5

Git Makes Me Angry Inside

at php[tek] 2013 on 14 May 2013
Rated 4

Overview of Symfony2 for Beginners

at php[tek] 2013 on 14 May 2013
Rated 5

I've Been Hacked, Now What?

at Lake / Kenosha PHP April 2013 on 17 Apr 2013
Rated 5

Being an Agent of Change

at Lake / Kenosha PHP March 2013 on 20 Mar 2013
Rated 5

Object Oriented Javascript - Techniques for Managing Your Unwieldy Javascript

at php|tek '12 on 25 May 2012
Rated 5

Alice & Bob: Public Key Cryptography 101

at php|tek '12 on 25 May 2012
Rated 5

Community Works!

at php|tek '12 on 25 May 2012
Rated 5

Building a Firehose

at php|tek '12 on 24 May 2012
Rated 5

/dev/hell live podcast

at php|tek 2012 UnCons on 24 May 2012
Rated 5

PHP://Memory and Streams for Scaling

at php|tek '12 on 24 May 2012
Rated 3

How to Let Go of Your Ego and Help Your Customers Succeed (Don't be a jerk)

at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Rated 5

It's More Than Just Style

at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Rated 5

CI:IRL

at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Rated 5

Graphing Real-Time Performance with Graphite

at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Rated 5

The MicroPHP Manifesto

at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Rated 5

!Normal===Awesome!

at php|tek '12 on 23 May 2012
Rated 5

Workshop QA on Zend Framework Applications

at php|tek '12 on 22 May 2012
Rated 5

Developer Testing 201: When to Mock and When to Integrate

at php|tek '12 on 22 May 2012
Rated 5

Foundations

at Lake/Kenosha County March 2012 PHP Meetup on 16 Mar 2012
Rated 5

Teach A Man To Fish: Coaching Development Teams

at php|tek 11 on 27 May 2011
Rated 5

Xdebug

at php|tek 11 on 27 May 2011
Rated 5

In the Shadow of the Ninja: Biding Your Time While You Plot Your Coup

at php|tek 11 on 27 May 2011
Rated 5

Write A Better FM

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 5

Think Like an Ant, Distribute the Workload.

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 5

Designing Beautiful Software

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 5

Node.js for PHP Developers

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 3

Of (PHP) Sessions, Cookies, and Authentication

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 4

Frontend Caching — The New Frontier

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 5

ZeroMQ Is The Answer

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 5

Open Source Communities and Chocolate Chip Cookies

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 5

Introducing Zend Framework 2.0

at php|tek 11 on 26 May 2011
Rated 3

Doctrine Optimization

at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Rated 4

Securing Your API

at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Rated 5

Why be Normal – Introduction to Normalization

at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Rated 5

Profiling PHP Applications

at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Rated 5

Optimizing a Zend Framework application

at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011
Rated 5

Debugging - Rules and Tools

at php|tek 11 on 25 May 2011

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